'i miei occhi' by Ravyn LaRue

I had a dream where I got famous enough to have a TV Tropes page written about me
And on that page there was a conspiracy theory that I, in actuality, didn't have eyes
The reason being that when I smile in pictures my eyes, more often than not, disappear
So people kept on with this theory, claiming I wore glass ones when I expected to be photographed
I just went with it, neither confirming nor denying it, since no press is bad press, as the saying goes
So people kept on with the theory saying that's why I'm so scared of eye-stuff and that I had PTSD
And as a whole their theories were more interesting than anything I could come up with so I shrugged it off
But then one day I was approached by a fleet of fans who of course, being in person, saw my real eyes
But they didn't believe me when I told them they were real, since if they were, I would've corrected the theory
Then they demanded I take my eyes out since they were obviously glass, so that they could see my soul
Then my dream went black, so I can only assume that I followed their commands